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Disappointing, ineffective,
laughable.
Pussy may stink, but it can be washed.
Gentleman, I am afraid to break it to you but size really does matter. I don't care what
your friends, girlfriend, or mother may have told you, but it is pretty likely that if you
are concerned about the size of your wee willy winky, your girlfriend probably isn't
impressed either.
The sad thing is, it isn't just your friends and girlfriend that have been lying to you,
but all of society. In this He-man male loving society you see giant breasts, tiny
waists, long legs, and even trimmed bush on women all over television and in movies, but
how often does the leading man strip down?
In a continent which is over half female, why this inequity? The fragile male ego. Men
don't want to believe that their genitalia is anything less than the tower of power which
has inspired art, music, and modern culture.
In fact, there is such a need to coddle the male ego, that the scientifically recognized
average penis size is recorded smaller than the suspected actual average. Why? Did their
random sampling happen to come from an area of arrested penile development? Maybe, but it
is more likely that the numbers were skewed, allowing the average man to believe he was
just that, and maybe a little bit more.
True, the "motion of the ocean" is what truly satisfies a woman, but you don't
go deep sea fishing with a string tied to a stick.
Even with the right equipment it takes skills to get the job done, and so few men make the
effort. Unfortunately, men are not the only ones to blame, as it is the ego conscious
women who fake orgasms and allow their men to continue to think they are satisfying, when
they are not.
After all, like pizza, even when sex is bad, it is still good, right? Beats not getting it
at all, right? Yeah... Right.
I have one word for anyone who believes women subscribe to that mode of thought:
Vibrators.
So why do us women stick by men?
Oftentimes, we love you, and believe there is hope for you, yet